Space Cookie

Let's forget the fact that this country provided the world with the bifocals, dental floss, electric telegraph, doorbell, the wrench, anesthesia, the safety pin, baseball, inverted microscope, the elevator, toilet paper, burglar alarm, can opener, the motorcycle, fire hydrant, blue jeans, cash register, metal detector, ferris wheel, radio, air conditioning, windshield wipers, chocolate chip cookies, deodorant, the video game, and the cell phone.

America saved lives by discovering the polio vaccine, and inventing the blood bank, gas mask, and artificial heart. We were the first to put a person on the moon, and we send tons of money in foreign aid to poor countries.

So why should the president apologize for us?
Siobhan: I'm sorry. I didn't realize that in the last 20 years, we have notr used a polio vaccine, artificial heart, elevator, automobile, motorcycle, or blue jeans. Man those good old Reagan days were nice.